Congrats, labor. Now don’t get carried away.
My first speech: Where I spoke up, didn’t faint, and only stumbled a little.

Well done to Labor. They ran a campaign with a spoonful of pragmatism and just enough common sense to get over the line. Credit where it’s due.
But a word of warning to the victors: winning an election doesn’t give Labor a green light to drag everyone into another ideological stoush. The election outcome reflects a desire for practical solutions to pressing issues rather than an embrace of a particular side in a broader culture war. They were picking the least-worst option to fix what’s broken.
And let’s be honest: the problems Australia faces can’t be wiped away by good PR or flashy slogans. You can’t fix a housing crisis with a media plan. You won’t solve chaos in our hospitals by changing your logo. And you definitely won’t make groceries cheaper by giving speeches.
Elections are a circus. All noise, lights and people pretending they’ve got all the answers. But once the show’s over and the dust settles, people just want to get on with their lives.
They’re tired of it all, they’re stretched, and they want to see less talk from Canberra’s finest and more action.
The incoming government must recognise that the deep-seated problems facing Australia cannot be resolved through superficial means.
A housing crisis demands concrete policy and tangible action, the strain on our hospital system requires systemic reform and increased resources, not a medicare card photo op.
Similarly, the rising cost of living and the burden of grocery bills necessitate substantive economic measures, not just blame or rhetoric.
The spectacle of an election, with its inherent fanfare and promises, inevitably gives way to the realities of the task in front of them.
China, Trump, energy production, an ageing population, productivity. None of these was seriously covered in the last 6 weeks.
This chance to govern effectively should not be squandered on partisan battles or symbolic gestures.
The public, weary from the campaigns and the ongoing challenges they face, seeks stability and progress. They are observing the new government with keen interest, expecting tangible improvements that were promised in their daily lives.
While celebrating their electoral success is natural, the new government must avoid the temptation to view it as a mandate for radical change or a carte blanche to pursue narrow ideological agendas.
So to the new government: enjoy the win, but don’t mistake it for a revolution. It’s not a blank cheque. It’s a chance to govern sensibly. Don’t waste it.